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Santa's Lap	By : Kashshaptu Category: > Kyo/Kaoru Views: 1425 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of Dir en grey. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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It was almost Christmas. Sparkly lights adorned every shop, kiddies played in the snow and snowdrops were gracefully falling from the sky.

No. Scratch that. Nothing was falling from the sky but mid-summer heat that lay over everyone like a heavy curtain. There were no children, but maybe someone who might resemble a kid. And the sparkly lights were the burning stage lights around the set of the photo shoot.

Then what was Dir en grey currently doing, dressed as Santa Clauses?

“Why are we dressed like this again?” Toshiya whined as he fanned himself with his hand, desperately trying to cool down a bit.

“Ask Kaoru,” Kyo grumpily said. He was dressed in an oversized Santa uniform. He already had received several remarks from his band members that he looked so cute. He had also seen his crew members whisper, point and smile in an adoring manner at him. He was now at the verge of killing his beloved, dear Kaoru, who had set up this ridiculous photo shoot.

He wore the red baggy pants half hanging off his hips, the jacket hung slumped and the sleeves were about 8 inches too long. And of course the lovely oversized Santa hat. It hung crooked on his head, unruly blonde locks poofing everywhere from underneath it.

Any outsider also would’ve said it was a cute image, but to say it directly to Kyo’s face was probably a death warrant as he glared into the room some more.

“Now now, just a few more hours and we’re done! Be some more in the Christmas mood!” Kaoru said happily as he made lots of noises with the golden Santa bell he was holding. He looked genuinely happy, probably because he had to compensate for the rest of the band’s foul moods.

“One more time with that annoying bell and I’m going to shove it where the sun don’t shine.” Kyo all but nicely said as he was ready to pose for another picture.

Kaoru made a sign for the photographer to wait a minute as he made his way towards Kyo.

“Aww, that’s no way to treat your boyfriend, my cute whittle Kyo-chan!” He said in a way he’d speak to a baby as he squeezed the angry vocalist’s cheek and placed a sloppy kiss on his mouth.

Kyo hissed and glared at him.
”Don’t ever all me that again,” Then he looked around to see if no one was listening. “At least not when the others are around.” He added, whispering.

Kaoru just grinned. “I’ll think about it.” He said as he once again got close to Kyo. He none too gently shoved him to the ground and sat on top of him, straddling his hips efficiently. He ground his hips into Kyo’s as they started kissing each other passionately, not at all ashamed that they had an audience.

“EWW!” Shinya yelled as he spotted the display.

Die immediately came up behind Shinya and covered his eyes with his hands.

“Shin-chan is too young to see all of this!” He exclaimed as Shinya tried to struggle free from the elder’s grasp.

Toshiya’s eyes widened and ran towards the kissing couple. He started dancing around them.

“Kaoru and Kyo, sittin’ in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Kyo with the baby carriage!”

It was now a complete chaos in the studio, and somewhere a helpless photographer sighed.

***

A few hours later they were all exhausted, but fortunately some good, usable photo’s were made. So at least the photo shoot was over and they were dismissed. Kaoru immediately dragged a very startled Kyo with him.

“What about my normal clothes?!” He yelled as Kaoru dragged him along by the much too long sleeve of his jacket.

“We’ll just get those in the morning!” Kaoru said hurriedly as they left behind a startled Die, a grinning Toshiya and a questioning Shinya. They were still in their outfits and ready to change.

“Why are they in such a hurry?” Shinya asked innocently.

Toshiya’s eyes started gleaming and sparkling with this golden opportunity and wrapped an arm around Shinya. “You saw them kissing like that today, right?” He whispered sensuously into the other’s ear.

The drummer felt a shudder run over his spine as he nodded. “Uhuh!”

“Well…,” He started as he moved to Shinya’s neck, softly nibbling on the smooth flesh there. “…They’re going to finish at home what they started here.” Shinya gasped, puzzled by the way his body reacted to the other’s ministrations.

Meanwhile, Die was looking at them with grave interest. ‘Oh man! Free show for teh win!’ He thought excitedly as he watched the display.

“But…how can you finish that?” Shinya asked, “What’s more to do than kissing?” He whispered, not getting what the other was clearly hinting at.

“Shinya, Shinya, Shinya. Didn’t your mama tell you? Now I feel obliged to show you!” He tried sounding as innocent as he could, motioning for Die to come over. “But don’t worry about it anymore. Die and I will teach you, ne?” He whispered. Die came over and stood behind Shinya, letting the boy lean against him as Toshiya went down on his knees. He started opening the drummers’ pants, pulling the zipper down.

“But….Totch….uhmm…what?” He stuttered. This couldn’t be right.

“Tot…”

He stopped his protesting immediately as he felt a pair of his lips surrounding his quivering member.

“O God!!”

Die grinned. “Don’t worry, Shin-chan. Everything’s going to be aaaaaall right.”

***

Meanwhile, after Kaoru had driven home with Kyo like a maniac they were finally up in their shared apartment. “God, what’s the matter with you? We almost killed someone! Even worse, you almost killed ME!” Kyo exclaimed grumpy.

Kaoru didn’t listen though. He immediately sat down on a chair and grinned at Kyo. “Would you like to sit on Santa’s lap, my boy?” He said then, imitating the voice of Santa Clause. Kyo stood still in his tracks, raising an eyebrow. “What now?” This was ridiculous. “You dragged me here in a Santa outfit, risking both our lives to play one of your perverted games?” He asked incredulously.

‘God…Why do I have the dorkiest boyfriend ever?’ He silently asked himself, mentally slapping them both. “I asked you something, little boy. Would you like to sit on Santa’s lap to see how naughty you’ve been this year?” Kaoru didn’t budge and continued his role. Kyo sighed but chuckled. These things would only happen with Kaoru as a lover. He was too weird sometimes.

Sighing, Kyo made his way to the chair Kaoru was sitting in and plopped down on his lap. “You’re the weirdest boyfriend ever.” He said as he tried pressing a kiss onto the guitarists’ lips, but Kaoru ducked away. “Nah-ah, Santa Clause shouldn’t be kissed. That would be illegal in some states and countries.” He explained, trying to sound wise. “Now, tell old Santa here what you’ve been up to this year. And also, how is that handsome, manly boyfriend of you doing?”

Kyo smiled and raised his brows. “Oh, he’s doing fine. He’s getting a bit old though.” He retorted, sticking out his tongue at ‘Santa’. “But I’ve been an angel all year, of course. I sang in my band. I pleased my boyfriend when he asked me to. In fact, I was so good all year that it’s made me all…excited.” He said as he grabbed Kaoru’s hand and pressed it against the obvious tent in his red pants. He gasped lightly when the other’s hand gave him a soft squeeze, but retracted quickly again.

“I see.” Santa mused, rubbing his chin, pretending to be in thought. “Well, if you were nice all year, today shall be no exception. I think you should be nice to Santa tonight.” He said with a pervert gleam in his eyes. Kyo still played his innocence act, his hands idly stroking the fur of the jacket Kaoru was wearing right now. “Hmm, Santa. I like pleasing people, but I must ask something of you. Surely it’s only fair to please you if I can release myself first. I’ve been so eager and awaiting!” He looked with big, begging eyes at his lover and pouted slightly, his hand moving to the bulge in his pants. “Please?”

Kaoru sighed and nodded. “I wouldn’t be Santa Clause if I didn’t think of other people’s needs first.” He said. “But indeed, you can release yourself, I won’t help you, since that would still be illegal, remember?” He then said, smirking at the thought of his hot lover touching himself.

Kyo nodded and started unbuttoning Santa’s jacket. “I’ll need something to look at, ne?” He said as innocently as possible, smiling inwardly at his own evil scheme. He moved his pants easily down his legs, revealing that he wore absolutely nothing underneath it and he moved to straddle the older man. With one hand he held the other’s shoulder pressed against the back of the chair and with his other hand he started moving down over his clothed chest, quickly moving down to reach his impressive, quivering length. “Hmm…Santa…I’ve been waiting so long for this!” He moaned out as his hand started making fleeting touches all over his length and balls, caressing the smooth, silky skin. He moved his hips forward, pressing his length against Kaoru’s abs.

Kaoru wasn’t sure where this would lead to, but all rational thoughts were quickly leaving his mind. The feel of the other’s rock hard manhood pressed against him was driving him mad. ‘Why the hell did I ever agreed to let him have his release first?’ He thought, wishing it was the other way around.

Kyo noticed nothing of this inner turmoil and moved back a bit again as he gripped his member tightly and started moving his hand up and down the shaft, eliciting moans from the back of his throat. He felt the soft skin slide over the most sensitive part of him, spreading the pre-cum that had started to gather there and he pressed the tip against the other’s abs again, smearing it all over his lover. His moans were getting shaky and he now balanced himself on his lower legs, moving his other hand to aide him with pleasuring.

Kaoru’s mouth was slightly opened as ragged breaths came from his lips. The other hadn’t even touched him yet and he was already panting and painfully hard. The image of his lover pleasuring himself was just too hot. His head was thrown back and pants and moans were starting to get louder and louder as he worked his length with both hands, his hips moving along with the rhythm he had created.

“Hnn…God….Kaoru!” Kyo had lost all thoughts and was moving his hand faster and faster over his length, getting more and more turned on by the other’s gaze and their current position. Kaoru knew he had to do something, even if he wasn’t ‘allowed’ to help the other. He brought three fingers up to his mouth and slipped out his tongue to quickly coat the fingers sufficiently with saliva.

Kyo hadn’t noticed any of this and continued to pleasure himself, not yet speeding up enough to actually finish the job. Kaoru brought one hand behind the other, moving up his inner thigh to start fingering the tight little ring of muscles between the other’s cheeks.

“Kaoru…” The blonde whispered, surprised, but urging him to go on quickly. And the guitarist did just that. With one swift movement he pushed two fingers into the other’s hole, making Kyo cry out in a mixture of pleasure and discomfort. He started moving his hips more, wanting to feel the other’s fingers inside of him. His concentration was faltered and he slowed down slightly, trying to get used to the intrusion in his body.

Kaoru smirked at his panting and writhing lover and began moving his hand, slowly retracting his fingers before pushing them back in, coating his passageway in saliva. It wasn’t long before Kyo got used to the fingers as he started to beg for more. This was all Kaoru needed to hear and he pushed in the last finger too, filling the other completely, moving in as deep as he could with each thrust of his hand.

Kyo was off in another world as he saw stars burst out in front of his eyes. The spot within him had been found quite quickly by his lover’s skilled hands and he started moving his hands again, running them over his throbbing shaft. There was no way he’d last long now, his orgasm coming closer and closer as the knot in his stomach tightened with every thrust he and the other’s hand made.

“Kao…so…close…” He panted out, letting his head fall forward onto the other’s shoulder, concentrating on moving his hands faster and faster over his member, the little bundle of nerves within him being struck with every thrust the other made.

He didn’t hold on much longer. It took a few more thrusts before he came hard, groaning the other’s name loudly and spilling all his seed over the other’s chest, tainting it in white. The blonde was panting harshly in the after effect of his orgasm and still held his, now softening, member in his hands. Kaoru let his fingers slip out of the other and smiled softly. He was raging hard, but at the moment he didn’t mind that much. Letting the other come was always such a big part of satisfying himself.

After a short while, Kyo got his breathing back to normal and lifted his head, looking at Kaoru, who immediately picked up his role again. “So, my boy. You seem to have spilled something on top of good ol’ Santa here!” He started, imitating the old man’s voice in a more shaky sound now.

Kyo smiled softly. “Maybe I should help Santa clean up then?” He grinned deviously, knowing what the other meant, or, well, hoped for. He slid himself off Santa’s lap and sat down on the ground on his knees in front of the chair. He looked at the spilled strings of white on the other’s chest and bent forward, darting out his tongue as he started slowly lapping at his own seed, beginning to clean off the other’s chest and abs, running his tongue everywhere. Kaoru was intently looking at Kyo’s cleaning job with an intense gaze, holding the armrests of the chair in anticipation of what would come, digging his nails into the soft plush of that same armrest just a little too hard.

The vocalists pink tongue was still doing its teasing job, moving over the other’s abs now, moaning softly as he tasted himself. When he completely had cleaned the other’s chest and abs he looked up innocently, only to see Kaoru looking a bit bewildered at him, his eyes shining with lust. Kyo smirked as he moved his hands up to pull down the red pants Kaoru was still wearing. He had ignored the tenting in those pants, up until now. He looked at the engorged flesh and moved his hands to slowly start stroking it, watching intently at Kaoru’s face and his reactions as he stroked his thumb over the other’s head, spreading pre-cum around.

Kaoru groaned, feeling the other’s fingers moving around over his member and he bit his lip. “Santa…needs more.” He grunted out, half of a smile appearing on his lips. Kyo grinned but complied with the other as he moved his head forward and placed a sloppy, wet kiss onto the base of the throbbing length, beginning to suck and lick that spot, moving up a bit every time. He continued this teasing until he had sucked on every spot, only leaving the head of the length untouched.

“Hnn…suck…now.” The older man commanded, his hands now moving to rest on Kyo’s shoulders, somewhat forcing him. The younger man didn’t say anything and moved forward, taking in the head, sucking on it softly, moaning softly as he tasted the other’s pre-cum. He loved that taste so much he began sucking harder, taking in more of Kaoru every time he moved his head up and down. Kaoru’s hands wound themselves into Kyo’s hair, holding the blonde strands tightly, forcing him to take him in deeper and deeper. “Suck.” Was the husky command Kyo got to hear from Kaoru.

Relaxing the muscles of his throat, Kyo let the other do what he wanted, loving the way the older man was dominating him. His hands came up to stroke and massage his balls while the other’s shaft was hitting the back of his throat every time, making the older man go crazy with the combined sensations. The older man was groaning out as he urged his hips off the chair, pushing the other’s head down and letting him meet his thrusts. “Hnn…I’m…going…God!” He groaned out, not being able to hold back anymore. He cried out and pushed the other’s head completely down, coming deep within the recesses of Kyo’s throat. Kyo had to do his best to not choke now and eagerly swallowed the salty tasting substance, feeling the other’s hands relax on his head as he bathed in the afterglow of his orgasm.

Kyo began lapping the other’s member clean before letting it slip from his mouth. He sighed and rolled his neck slightly, relaxing, before he crawled back onto Kaoru’s lap. “Hmm…Did Santa enjoy that?” He asked deviously, licking his lips clean before pressing his lips against the other. They shared a soft kiss together, just relishing in each other’s presence and the fact they had each other.

The older man smiled when the broke off the kiss. “We should have a Christmas photo shoot more often, ne?” He said grinning, before they hugged, feeling Kyo relax in his arms, slowly falling asleep in his embrace. Kaoru smiled at the sleeping blonde and decided he wanted some rest too and he closed his eyes, his head falling back against the cushions of the large, fluffy chair. It wasn’t long before his breath evened out and the apartment got completely quiet.

***

Meanwhile at the studio…

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“Die was lying naked on the floor, a pillow from the couch beneath his head as he watched the two bishounen sleep on either side of him, completely satisfied. He was nodding his head with a knowing smile, feeling like the biggest pimp in the world as he wrapped his arms around both of the younger men’s shoulders, continuing to smirk into nothingness for the rest of the night.

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