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• The Night Before Christmas -- J-Rock Style	By : serialcabbit78 Category: J-Rock/J-Pop & K-Pop > Crossovers Views: 866 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
  Disclaimer: I DO NOT own ANY artist in this fic.. Nor do I own the rights to the Original 'The Night Before Christmas'

• Chapter List
  • 1-The Night Before Christmas -- J-Rock Style
• • 1

• T'was the Night Before Christmas
  
  Twas the night before Christmas, And All through the house
  Not a Jrocker was stirring, Not even a mouse
  The tabi were hung by the chimney with care
  In hopes that Saint hide, soon would be there...
  The Rockers were cuddled at (ahem) snug in their beds
  While visions of fanservice danced in their heads
  And Hyde in his kerchief and Gackt in his cap
  Had just settled in for a long winter's nap
  
  When out on the street there arose a clatter
  That Gackt rolled off of Hyde to see what was the matter
  Away to window he danced like a fag
  Tore open the curtains and stifled a gag
  The moon on the asphalt with the new fallen snow
  Gave the impression of rush hour to the travelers below
  When what to Gackt's wondering eyes should appear
  But a miniature tour bus, and eight freaky reindeer
  
  With a little old driver so colorful and shway
  He knew in an instant it had to be Hide
  More rabid then gerbils his coursers they came
  And he whistled and catcalled and shouted each name!!!
  "Screw Kaoru, Screw Tetsu, Screw Ishii, and Ruki,
  on Totchi, on Aoi, on Mana, and Yuki!
  To the top of the table, to the living room wall,
  in the back of tour bus, now screw away all!!!"
  
  And then with bump, Gackt heard on the roof
  The humping and thrusting of each little poof
  As he drew in his ass and was turning about
  From the toilet Saint hide sprung with a shout.
  
  He was dressed in all pleather from his hair to his toe
  And his clothes were all tarnished, with TP in his fro
  And a bundle of goodies he'd flung on his back
  He looked just like hooker showing her rack.
  
  His eyes how they twinkled, his dimples how mery!!!
  His cheeks (wink wink) were like roses… his uh… nose… like a cherry
  
  His cute little smirk was curved up like a banana…
  And flipped us off smartly, and donned his bandana.
  The stump of a pixie stick held tight in his teeth,
  and the powder encircled his head like a wreath.
  He had a cute face, and little toned belly,
  He staunchly proclaimed that his clothes weren't smelly.
  
  He was funky and cool, a mischievous elf
  Gackt laughed when he saw him, in spite of himself
  With a wink of his eye and a nod of his head
  Gackt knew in an instant he had nothing to dread
  
  Saint hide said little, but when straight to his work
  Doffing his pants, the came with a jerk
  Filling stockings, then blowing his nose,
  And giving a nod, in the toilet he dove…
  
  He sprang in his sleigh, to his hoes gave a whistle
  And away they all danced, like a heat seeking missile
  But I heard him exclaim as they drove out of sight,
  "HAPPY ****ING TO ALL!!! AND TOO ALL A HOT NIGHT!!!"

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