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Almost Cousins
By : RazielleNyx
Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > HIM
Views: 1147 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of HIM. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
Chapter 1- Rave
“Holy fuck, is she here yet? Jeez, Novak’s gonna fucking leave!!” Bam yelped, throwing an empty beer bottle into the trash can. “Ape! Has Rave called?”
“No!”
“Who’s Rave?” Ville asked from his prone position on the sofa. He pulled a drag on his cigarette, eyeing his friend as he popped the top on another bottle of beer. “Friend of Novak’s?”
“My almost-cousin. Novak’s been in love with her for like, fucking ever.”
“What the hell is an almost-cousin?”
“Her second cousin by marriage married my cousin. So we’re related by two marriages. She’s pretty fucking awesome, dude, you have no idea. Even though she’s a nerd- hey!” Something whizzed by his ear and hit the television screen. A black ballet slipper fell to the floor, and another one whacked Bam in the face when he twisted around to see who was throwing shoes.
“I am not a nerd, Brandon Margera!”
Ville sat up and saw the strangest, most unexpected person he’d ever possibly imagined. Bam’s retort pretty much described what he was looking at: “You’re dressed up like a chick from the fucking twenties, and you’re telling me that you’re not a nerd? Jeez, I can tell you’re tired, you actually threw both shoes.”
“I had a gig before the flight and didn’t feel like changing! And I’ve been up for thirty three hours. Humor me.” The girl plopped down on the couch next to Bam, staring up at him with the biggest hazel green eyes Ville had ever seen, and probably the largest, most perfectly proportioned breasts a woman had ever been gifted with. Against all expectations, Ville felt saliva start pooling in his mouth. He liked the view on a beautiful woman as much as the next red-blooded, bisexual male, but he usually didn’t go around ogling their far too perfect breasts.
“I’m wearing two shelf bras and a corset,” she shot off at Ville, and he blinked, shocked that she’d known what he was thinking. “Everything with a penis always wonders why my chest looks the way it does. Bam,” she tossed her long, tightly curled brown hair over her shoulder, “I am not dressed like a flapper.”
“What’s a flapper?”
“A woman from the twenties, dork. Last I checked, you didn’t see a lot of multiracial flappers.” She bounced off the couch like a tennis ball on crack to get the shoe that’d hit the television set. Bam just plucked at her black dress to get her to sit back down. Ville was almost sure he’d never seen a dress cling to a girl’s curves like that before. She finished off, “Most non-white women weren’t allowed in speakeasies.”
“But you’re such a hot spic,” he replied cheekily. She elbowed him in the stomach, crying, “I’m not even Hispanic! And don’t use that word!”
“You always are so funny-”
“Shut up, Bam,” she ordered, throwing herself onto Bam’s lap. “I love you.”
“I love you, too, you’re my favorite almost-cousin.”
“You are lying out your butt.” She rolled her head to look over at Ville, a delighted smile on her face. Now that he got a good look at her, he saw the non-Anglo Saxon features- bee-stung lips, the wider than average nose, the tight curls. He also saw the happy gleam in her eyes. Surely being around Bam-Bam wasn’t that exhilarating.
“You’re Ville Valo! I love your songs,” she said, giggling, and then promptly fell asleep in Bam’s lap.
“In case you couldn’t tell, that was my cousin Cathryn, aka Ravyn, aka Rave. She and I almost never fight, if you can believe that. And I gotta put her to bed now, so if you will excuse me, I’ll be back in about ten minutes.” And he carefully lifted the sleeping girl into his arms and carried her up the stairs towards the guest room. As soon as he’d gone, Ville found it much easier to breathe. He wondered vaguely how long Bam’s almost cousin would be staying.- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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