Lauren the Whore

Note:  I wrote this as Lauren Mayberry and Phoebe Bridgers are both stinkin’ cute and two of my favorite singers of all time. 

Sam Stuart was, in actuality, a beard for Lauren Mayberry, and she was only dating him to avoid her frequent flings with women. Phoebe Bridgers, who was openly bisexual, had a secret crush on Lauren Mayberry, as she was so fucking hot and petite. 

What was less well known was the singers’ genital configuration. Despite how feminine both women are, what the singers both had “below the waist” wasn’t exactly “feminine.”  Due to a weird genetic condition, both Lauren and Phoebe had a set of dick and balls instead of a pussy, with Lauren’s actually being the larger dick between the two of them, and they both preferred it that way. Women like them existed and they generally were often attracted to each other and felt most comfortable around each other but they did screw people with more “typical” genitals as well.

Lauren and Phoebe were doing a duet on Good Morning America one day. They were covering some of Cyndi Lauper’s greatest hits from her days in her 1980s prime and singing them as a duet. Lauren Mayberry was frustrated that she couldn’t find a hotel room the night before the morning performance that they would do again. Phoebe texted her and said, “I’ve got room for one more.”

 Lauren blushed a bit and reluctantly said to Phoebe, “Sure,” after thinking about it for a few minutes.  Phoebe had a dirty sense of humor and knew what she wanted. Phoebe of course, unlike Lauren, liked showing her boobs in public, but was careful not to also get hard in those photos.

That evening, Lauren, the petite Scottish girl singer, was in the lobby waiting for her younger, blonde American friend. While she waited, she watched footage of cat videos including one where the cat kept jumping into the aquarium. Eventually, while Lauren was almost ready to give up Phoebe showed up in a tight black dress with no straps that gave the American singer’s arms free rein as she walked in platform boots. Lauren, dressed in a midriff-baring T-shirt, immediately hugged her, seeing her friend. Lauren accidentally excited Phoebe a bit and asked her,  “Do you think you are what I think you are” and then said “I think I felt something down there near your crotch. Are you okay?” Neither woman was aware that they both had the same set of genitals that most ladies did not have.

Phoebe said, “Uhh, what do you mean? I felt something too.” Both ladies ignored what was happening to their bodies and continued chatting about unrelated topics, ranging from Maxine, Phoebe’s  pug, to Poppy and Cactus, Lauren's cute, fluffy, long-haired cats.   Phoebe then blushed and asked Lauren, “Are you seeing someone right now, as I just broke up with Bo Burnham?”

 To Phoebe’s surprise, she said, nodding, “No, I am not, I am actually single and using Sam Stuart as a beard for publicity. He’s a nice guy, but I need someone more girly than him, I prefer kissing ladies." Lauren then said, giggling, “Want to go up to my hotel room? It is getting a bit late since we have to be up for the show tomorrow.” Phoebe then squeakily said to Lauren, “Yes, we get to share a room!!!”  Phoebe secretly wanted Lauren to fuck her blonde ass. 

They went up to their room to unpack their luggage and saw that the room only had one bed. Lauren chuckled, “That is all I could book, and we can have some fun in this bed”. Lauren then kissed Phoebe, and Phoebe kissed her back. Phoebe was surprised at how excited she was for this experience and got hard quickly. 

Then Lauren asked, “Want to see me naked?” Phoebe then  nodded and said, “I’d love to, but I’m not like most girls below the waist, I have “boy parts.” Lauren calmly said, “That’s okay, I do too, so you’ll be fine doing it with me. Also, I have a big 9-inch penis down there. Yes,  despite me being a short wee lass, I am big down there. It is common for girls to have larger penises when shorter, as shorter girls have bigger packages in general, given a quirk of what gave you and me penises.” Phoebe then giggled as both women stripped to complete nudity first to see each other's bodies before they went any further intimately.

 Lauren teased and giggled, looking at Phoebe’s noticeably smaller dick, “You are so small down there”.  In response, Phoebe said, “You are surprisingly big down there, despite being shorter than me. I am surprised how you hide that thing in public,” 

 Lauren then teased the blonde in a sultry voice, “Why don’t we make out on the bed so we can see how hard we both get?” Phoebe then laid on her back, and Lauren started making out with her; their boobs touching each other’s counterpart as they got intimate.

After a couple of minutes of very enthusiastically caressing, kissing, and touching each other, both women were hard as a rock and ready for intimacy.   Phoebe decided to whisper in Lauren's left ear, after drooling while staring at Lauren’s fat cock, “I want you to fuck my blonde ass as hard as you can and stroke my own 5-inch cock while you are fucking me.”

 Lauren smiled cutely and told Phoebe with a raised voice, “You need to be on all fours, mam, as I am going to breed your wee little hole.” Phoebe complied with the order and offered the other singer her ass and the only hole to offer to her. Lauren then got some lube to apply to her penis before doing so, as the petite Scottish chick did not want to hurt her blonde friend or her delicate anal lining while fucking her.

Lauren then started kissing Phoebe’s back first and then touched her blonde  butt, stroking it a bit with her lubed finger first, before she started inserting the tip of her 9-inch dick into Phoebe’s exposed blonde rear. Phoebe knew that receiving hurt a bit, but she had been with other people with penises and testicles before, including Paul Mescal, Emily Bannon, Bo Burnham, Julien Baker, Lucy Dacus, Katie Gavin, and many other people; some more well endowed than others. She had experience receiving from all of them. Lauren had experience too, with Hayley Williams, both Tegan and Sara Quin, as well as several female Japanese pop singers. The Scottish singer was gentle at first, but slowly sped up her thrust as she dipped into the American. 

Phoebe grunted and moaned, “Harder, please, Queen Mayberry,” as the shorter woman fucked the shit out of Phoebe’s blonde ass.  Lauren loved being called that when she fucked the shit out of other ladies The hotel room became a mix of grunting and whining, with the two singers' sweat and body fluids producing a strong aroma. 

 Lauren was letting out the naughty side that she hid from the public by acting on her naked instinct. Lauren teased Phoebe by telling her, “I am much naughtier and perverted than I appear in public,” while thrusting into her hole.  The singers were both in the heat of the moment as the shorter lady thrust into the taller one’s hole. The BoyGenius singer felt in heaven as she had let the lead singer of Chvrches overpower and dominate her while feeling her breath on the back of her neck.

 Phoebe said “harder” as she felt more and more entrenched in the moment. She felt the blood rush into her own cock as the older woman tickled her prostate. Phoebe felt that her happy place was a cock in her blonde ass given it made her orgasms more powerful.

After several minutes in heaven, Lauren started feeling that  her huge balls had started to contract, knowing she was close to cumming.  She decided to grab Phoebe’s hair and pull it. Phoebe groaned, “Breed me, Lauren,” as she felt her own balls start to contract as Lauren thrust into her tight rear hole. Phoebe knew pregnancy was impossible for either of them given their genital anatomy, but Phoebe was such a sub that she didn’t care and also knew that the word “breed” meant semen spilling in her blonde asshole.

Lauren was relentless and said, hearing that, “I'm gonna cum in your ass” to the American. Phoebe told Lauren in response, “Please stroke your cock with one of your tiny hands.” Lauren wrapped her left hand around her friend and started stroking her. The intensity of this encounter was one that indie fans could only imagine. 

Lauren then shot her stinky, thick load into Phoebe’s blonde ass, and Lauren knew that she had multiple spurts to shoot. Lauren shot a lot more semen than you’d expect for such a petite woman in each load as it got into the blonde lady’s ass.

 Phoebe said, “I’m gonna cum too,” as she was being stroked, and she shot her own cum on the bedsheets shortly after Lauren came in her ass. Phoebe was a total sub, especially when her partner was both a woman and had a dick, and Lauren felt like the perfect person to breed her ass.

As both women came down from their orgasms, they felt relieved, and then Lauren removed her softening dick from Phoebe’s ass.  Phoebe did not have a care in the world about the mess she had made on Lauren’s hand, the bedsheets, or the other mess Lauren had made inside her ass.  Lauren’s semen was dripping off of Phoebe’s butt and hitting her testicles as it spilled out of her only hole. Lauren told Phoebe to pose and took a pic of her exposed butthole for herself to jerk off to.

After cleaning up, the two singers decided to cuddle under the sheets. The two singers were exhausted and clearly had enjoyed the experience together. After cuddling for a bit, Lauren told Phoebe, “Good night” in a soft voice,  and then Phoebe kissed her. The nude indie singers drifted off to sleep in each other's arms, and nobody would ever figure out about their secret love life with each other.

The End