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• Prime Time Shit	By : Tana Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > Savage Garden Views: 1267 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
  Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of Savage Garden. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

• Chapter List
  • 1-Prime Time Shit
• • 1

• Prime Time Shit
  
  
  Ok I do not own Darren or Daniel. All the others are made up.
  Ok have fun and read.
  
  H=host
  DD=when they both talk at once
  DH=Darren Hayes
  DJ=Daniel Jones
  
  
  H- today our show is so great man like wow, we have the two guys
  who used to be savage garden so like give it up.
  
  Claps, yells more claps and yells
  
  The two men walk out looking quite upset, and plop down on the red
  sofa.
  H- Hey savage dudes wazz up?
  DD-grumble
  H-OH come on guys your not happy to be on our show?
  DH(in snippy tone) no
  H-Oh well to bad deal with it, now lets get this shit started
  DJ-Hey you can’t say shit this is like on cable
  DH-Well DAAAAN YOU just said it
  DJ-Darren shut your hole
  DH-huffs
  H-HELLO show here thank you, OK my first question is
  DH-I don’t feel like taking your stupid ass questions
  H-tuff shit, now after three years how are you and Danny boy getting
  along? I have been hearing lots of gossip lately.
  DJ-OH yeah like what?
  H-(holds up DVD with both men nude on the cover)
  DD-gasp
  A-(hold their DVD’s high)
  H-this lil baby is so hot right now it’s bigger then the Tommy and
  Pamela tape.
  DJ-uhuh that isn’t us
  DH-oh no then who the fuck is it then Daniel?
  DJ-I said shut your hole
  DH-That’s not what you said last night now is it?(moves to cuddle with
  Dan)
  DJ-shhhh
  DH-Dan baby stop trying to hide it they know they have always
  known.
  DJ-Th-they h-have
  DH-uh-huh yeah duh
  H-Next question then, how’s the sex?
  DH-WHAT hey that’s a little pers-
  DJ-(cuts Darren off) well of course it’s good, you have seen the tape
  H- Yep he really makes you squeal huh Darren?
  DH-yeah (shy smile)
  A-AWWWWWWWWWWW
  H-Enough show here thank you. Ok now
  DH-SHUT UP I'm not telling you anything else
  H-fine ya grouch, so Dan is Darren’s butt as pillowie as it looks?
  DJ-uhh pillowie?
  H-yeah it looks all big and soft and well ghetto
  DJ-yep
  DH-(slides away from Dan to other side of sofa)
  DJ-WHAT WHAT did I do now?
  H-Man you just said what like three times, but continue
  DH-I’m never speaking to you again.
  DJ-yeah what else is new, I mean uh why?
  DH-Don’t think I didn’t here that, and I’m not speaking to you
  because you called me fat
  DJ-DID NOT
  DH-uhuh you said I had a ghetto booty
  DJ-yeah and?
  DH-well it wasn’t very nice (pouts)
  DJ-Actually it’s very nice and I never said it was a bad thing now did I.
  Now quit that damn pouting.
  DH-Make me
  DJ-(pulls Darren to his end of the sofa)
  H-ENOUGH DAMN IT
  Everyone gets quiet
  H-NOW moving on to our LAST question. It will come from an
  audience member. yes please stand (points to girl in black t-shwithwith
  blue hair)
  Blue headed girl- Yes I would just like to know who gives and who ya
  know gets (fallowed by nervous laughter)
  DD-WHATCH THE DAMN DVD
  DH-moron
  Blue headed girl-I don’t have a DVD player
  DJ-SO BUY IT ON VHS THEN
  DH-DANIEL!
  DJ-WHAT!
  DH-STOP IT
  DJ-stop what
  DH-promoting our having sex dumb ass (slides to other end of sofa)
  DJ-(grabs Darren and slides him back over to his side of the sofa)
  Don’t you talk to me that way
  DH-(begins to slide to other end of sofa once more)
  H-STOP IT your big ass is gonna wear out the sofa
  DJ-Don’t you talk to him like that
  Credits begin to role
  much yelling is screaming is heard from the host and Daniel. The
  crowd begins to through things at the host for hurting poor Darren’s
  feelings. The host then begins running from the stage fallowed by
  Darren Daniel and an angry mob of fans.
  The tape went on to sell millions of copies. The host was fired,
  but that didn’t matter because the show was a short lived one. After
  the so-called SG incident nothing seemed exciting, and the network
  dropped the show. Oh yeah and one last thing Darren got is bum
  insured for a large sum of money.
  
  Ok I hope ya all enjoyed the incredibly stupid fic. I couldn’t
  help it I just had to get it out of my system.

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